Idiot of the Day - Denise Richards

If you don't know what Twitter is exactly, please step away from the computer.

Denise Richards wins the Idiot of the Day award for posting her private number on Twitter and then thinking she deleted it, when, in fact she did not.

So the 1.28 million followers Denis Richards has on Twitter were probably calling her like mad. So now she changed her number and apologized for being such a doof.

Read more at Celebitchy.com

Channing Tatum Stripping Video

Channing Tatum is sexy as hell, even at 18, wearing a thong and lip syncing on stage, he proved that he was the man. And man does he have a package!

We love you Channing Tatum!

The song in the beginning is by Shai and is called "Comforter".

Celebrity Flaw - Madonna Veiny Arms

What the hell happened to Madonna? Why does she look like her skeleton's on the outside?

Somebody give this woman a hamburger, for the love of God!

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

Poor Jessica Simpson is single again because Tony Romo dumped her ass now that his new season is about to begin. Jessica Simpson is now spending her time on Twitter and trying to land the covers of all the tabloids. Unfortunately, a little thing called Michael Jackson has monopolized the tabloids.

Jessica Simpson is about to gain more weight than we have ever seen before. Unless of course, John Mayer decides to pay her a visit or two now that Tony Romo has given her her 4%.

Hopefully, this won't translate into another awful country album on Jessica Simpson's part. And for her sake, I hope Tony Romo has a terrible season; otherwise it will confirm what everyone has always thought to be true.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Mena Suvari Cellulite

Ah yes, the cellulite is back and this time Mena Suvari is the carrier. Although from the front, Mena Suvari looks downright flawless, when baby girl turns around, she has the hamstrings of a cottage cheese mama.

Now I'm not laughing it up while I write this, I feel for all women who just can't shake that orange peel away, but I do take comfort in the fact that even a boatload of money cannot take that cellulite away. Nevertheless, Mena Suvari is beautiful, with cellulite or without cellulite.

The Michael Jackson Metamorphosis

Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, and all I can think about is what he would've looked like had he not had all those surgeries.

I wonder if he would've gone through all the crap he went through had he seemed more "normal" to the outside world.

Why did he change his look so drastically? Why wasn't he happy with himself? Did his radical surgeries kill his career? Did people have a hard time looking directly at him?

At the end of the day, Michael Jackson was a man with feelings and emotions like the rest of us, but most people couldn't see it because they were so busy looking away in horror.

Michael Jackson was an amazing artist, a great dancer, and he did set the standard for most pop artists today. Unfortunately, he faded out in the late '90s and then became more famous for his personal life than his professional one.

I grew up on Off the Wall, Thriller, Bad, and HIStory, so I know how amazing all his songs are, I just wish we could've seen the real Michael Jackson and appreciated him in all his glory.

Rest in peace, Michael Jackson, you will be missed.

Farrah Fawcett Died at 62

Farrah Fawcett, 62, has died today, June 25, 2009. Her entire family was by her side and Ryan O'Neal is said to have married her before her passing.

Our thoughts and prayer go out to Farrah Fawcett and her family at this time.

No matter how old she got, we always looked at Farrah Fawcett as that sexy beauty on Charlie's Angels. Even when she had a moment of weirdness on Letterman, we still thought she was sexy.

Here's to you, Farrah Fawcett, you're everyone's angel now.

Perez Hilton is Secretly Straight

Perez Hilton, perhaps the most overated gossip blogger, has finally issued an apology for calling Will.i.am a faggot. Yes, Perez Hilton really did call Will.i.am a faggot. It's kind of weird, but I think that all this proves what I've always known to be true. Perez Hilton is straight. There, I said it.

I think that Perez Hilton is just acting gay so that he can get closer to women and then Bang! And he'll always say, "Wow, I don't know how that happened. I really did like penis, you know?"

But all kidding aside, or not, I think this might actually be the beginning of the official "We hate Perez Hilton" campaign. Forget Prop 8, Perez Hilton is the person we need to focus on here.

We all managed to slowly push Paris Hilton out of the mainstream media because she was so useless; now it's up to us to do the same with Perez Hilton.

Personally, I think Perez Hilton deserves a whole lot more than a black eye.

David Carradine Dead Bangkok

David Carradine, (I shamefully admit that I thought he became famous because of the Kill Bill franchise), was found dead in Bangkok on Thursday June 4, 2009.

David Carradine was found naked, hanging in the closet at a suite at the luxury Swissotel Nai Lert Park Hotel. David Carradine was in Bangkok filming the a movie called "Stretch".

I have to admit that I am shocked. May David Carradine rest in peace. He was 72.

Chris Brown Surfaces on YouTube

Chris Brown surfaced on YouTube promoting a new album and telling the world "I ain't no monster." Wow, who woulda thunk it?

Chris Brown seems to be completely unapologetic for what occured in February 2009 and denies that Rihanna had a black eye and sorta dismisses the fact that he was even arrested for it. 

What do you think? Is Chris Brown's career over? Or will the public let it go and embrace him once again?

Lady Gaga Wants A Big D*ck

Lady Gaga makes it very clear what she looks for in a man - a big dick and nothing else. No, seriously, that's what she told an Australian reporter. 

Now, I don't think that Lady Gaga is particularly hot or even talented, but the fact that she managed to pull a Madonna in 2009 is pretty impressive. I mean, nowadays, nothing shocks anyone, but when she outright tells a reporter, "a big dick," I have to admit, I was taken aback.

So Lady Gaga is going to get a helluva lot of big dick offers now that she made her demands known. And all the small dicked men will hate on her. That's the way life goes...

LeBron James Basket Wins the Game

If you don't get the chills from this LeBron James video, even if you don't like basketball, you're cold, baby, cold. 

LeBron James nails a three-pointer to win the game with only 1 second left in the game and his team is losing 95 to 93 to the Orlando Magic. I mean, come on, LeBron James deserves mad props for this. 

Robert Pattinson and Erika Dutra Had Sex

Robert Pattinson is living it up in Cannes and he and a woman named Erika Dutra were busy "canoodling" at one of the parties. Of course, this has all of his teen fans in an uproar. 

Erika Dutra is just your everyday pedestrian Los Angeles resident and is not famous to any extent, but she is now that Robert Pattinson was snapped with his arm around her. 

You know that Erika Dutra will be getting death threats from tween fans around the world. And yes, Robert Pattinson and Erika Dutra left the party together. They probably went to have coffee and nothing more. Just kidding, they had hot, nasty sex for sure. 

Kara DioGuardi Bikini Body

Is it just me or is Kara DioGuardi rocking a really great body under those clothes? On the Wednesday finale of American Idol, Kara DioGuardi not only proved she could sing, she also showed Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell that her body isn't the only body worthy of a bikini. 

Kara DioGuardi ripped off her dress to show off her abs after she finished singing the song, and you could tell that Katrina Darrell had no idea it was going to happen. According to her they "turned my mic off, so obviously they wanted to hear her sing..."

When asked if she was surprised, Katrina Darrell answered, "When she flashed? The white body? Yeah, she needs a spray tan."

Yes, and now, Katrina Darrell needs a new gimmick. Ba-bye.

Mel Gibson's Girlfriend is Pregnant

Ah, it all makes sense now, after all, this is not the first time that Mel Gibson has cheated on  his wife. But perhaps it is the frist time he got one of his girls pregnant. 

That's right; 53-year-old Mel Gibson has managed to impregnate his 39-year-old girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, and the two seem to be quite happy about it. 

Oksana Grigorieva already has an 11-year-old son with actor Timothy Dalton and Mel Gibson... well, he has a host of kids with his soon-to-be ex-wife Robyn Gibson.

Kelly Clarkson or Meatloaf?

Is this really what Kelly Clarkson looks like now? Meatloaf? Seriously, she looks like Meatloaf!

Justin Timberlake's Mother Lover Video

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg have nailed it yet again. Watch "Mother Lover" and do your best not to crack up.

Kelly Ripa Looks Amazing in a Bikini

Kelly Ripa has the right last name because the girl is ripped all over. Kelly Ripa is so fit that she could compete in fitness competitions and win.

How old is Kelly Ripa? She's almost 39. How many kids does she have? 3 - aged 11, 8 and 6.

Not only is Kelly Ripa fit as hell; she does not have a drop of cellulite on her body. I mean, seriously, check out these bikini pictures. Granted, she has a weird belly button, but besides that, she is perfect.

George Clooney Defends Rande Gerber

Cindy Crawford's husband, Rande Gerber, is being sued for sexual harassment by two waitresses who work at a restaurant that he owns. The women claim that Rande Gerber tried kissing them on numerous occasions in 2008, and even put his hand up their skirts. 

Rande Gerber vehemently denies the allegations and now George Clooney has come to his defense. George Clooney and Rande Gerber are both willing to take lie detector tests to prove, once and for all, that these allegations are totally false. 

Rande Gerber says he refuses to pay out one dollar to these money-hungry women and will not settle this case out of court. Good for him. 

David Hasselhoff Treated for Alcohol Poisoning

David Hasselhoff has already made a drunken fool of himself while his daughter taped his antics and posted them on the Internet for the world to see, which prompted his wife to leave him and never look back. 

Now, it seems, David Hasselhoff has not changed his spots and has been hospitalized for alcohol poisoning. And believe me, you have to drink a whole lot of alcohol to be treated for poisoning. His poor 16-year-old daughter, Hayley, is the one who found him unconscious and called her mom to come help him.

It's a shame that David Hasselhoff has not gotten his act together. Then again, it's possible that he simply fell off the wagon and went out on a binge because he got some bad news. Maybe he won't be hosting this season of America's Got Talent. The horra...

And by the by, this is the seventh time he's been taken to the hospital with alcohol poisoning over the last few years. 

Hugh Jackman Guests on The Daily Show

Hugh Jackman showed up in New York City to be a guest on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and although he really looked gogeous, as usual, that's not what's noteworthy. 

Hugh Jackman was gracious enough to take a photograph with a homeless man. I'm not really sure if he's actually a homeless man, but nevertheless, even that isn't very noteworthy. What is noteworthy then, you ask?

It's the fact that this homely looking man standing next to Hugh Jackman resembles Robin Williams so much. I mean, come on, they nearly look like brothers. Minus the teeth.

Sean Penn Files For Divorce

After splitting up 3 times in one year, Sean Penn has finally decided that he's had enough of Robin Wright and has officially filed for divorce.

If you remember the Oscars this year, Sean Penn didn't thank Robin Wright when he won but he did thank the "homo-loving sons of guns." Now if that didn't send a clear message that they were about to get divorced, I don't know what would.

Sean Penn seems to be the one who runs the show in that marriage and it looks like he's had enough. He probably wants to get better acquainted with Natalie Portman now that the two are doing a movie together. Hey, ya never know.

Julia Roberts Gets Drunk, Honors Tom Hanks

Julia Roberts is usually known for giving speeches in which she strokes her own ego in a subtle way. Well, all that has changed, my friend.

Julia Roberts gave a speech to honor Tom Hanks at the Film Society of Lincoln Center, and man did Julia Roberts ever make attending a gig like that worthwhile.

Julia Roberts' speech went something like this (and yes, she was hella drunk):

"Alright well, it's late and I'm paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee. So Tom, everybody fucking likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson], and her tits were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her ass was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that's new? Tom Hanks, what the f*ck?

"I love the Coen brothers, but the hair Tom [Ladykillers], I didn't even know what the fuck that movie was about! You in the airport with the accent (Terminal)? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn't know. I love you, and I didn't know what to do, really. God, I’m wearing the same f*cking dress tonight as your publicist! Listen, I've got to get home. But this much we know ... I will say this: Tom Hanks, I love you." 

Seriously, I have a new respect for Julia.

Neil Patrick Harris Does Card Trick on Jimmy Fallon

Neil Patrick Harris, or Doogie as I like to call him, wowed audience members on Jimmy Fallon's late night talk show by pulling off a card trick like no other I have ever seen. I mean this is the stuff that real magic is made of. REAL MAGIC!

Neil Patrick Harris cracks me up because he manages to keep a straight face even when everyone around him is cracking up. Keep it up Neil. We'll be waiting for you when you decide to take Jimmy Fallon's place. 

Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde

I give Kim Kardashian props for trying a new look, but Kim Kardashian as a blonde will not fly. Yes, she still carries around that beautiful face, but the blonde hair does nothing for her look. 

There are some women who are just meant to have dark hair and that is the category where Kim Kardashian belongs. So Kim, please take off that nasty wig andf go back to your original color.